She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Porn is love you can see.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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