were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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