it wasn't lemon gatorade
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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