He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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