im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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