i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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