So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Green mimosas i think yes
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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