let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Randomize