I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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