have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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