lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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