yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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