508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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