i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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