Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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