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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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