It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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