he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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