The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just gift wrapped bread.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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