i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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