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  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.

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  Girl's gotta have her standards.

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  (780): Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years. (1-780): Girl's gotta have her standards. http://tfl.nu/3849
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  (360): View more from Washington

  is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?

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  (360): is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect? (503): Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam? http://tfl.nu/p9dl
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  (305): View more from Florida

  I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x

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  (305): I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x http://tfl.nu/g18f
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  (972): View more from Texas

  90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina

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  (972): 90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina http://tfl.nu/4hnn
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  (641): View more from Iowa

  Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?

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  (641): Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart? http://tfl.nu/xjrc
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.

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  (203): she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it. http://tfl.nu/xu40
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer

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  (410): The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer http://tfl.nu/0sxh
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.

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  (402): You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee. http://tfl.nu/tlaj
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.

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  (832): Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome. http://tfl.nu/loiz
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  (650): View more from California

  Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night

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  (650): Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night http://tfl.nu/338b
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  (864): View more from South Carolina

  my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!

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  (864): my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year! http://tfl.nu/rim4
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.

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  (423): I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type. http://tfl.nu/54at
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  (512): View more from Texas

  So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control

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  we are the apple cider girls!

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  (512): So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control (737): we are the apple cider girls! http://tfl.nu/izwd
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,

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  (+44): I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking, http://tfl.nu/4img
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  (204): View more from Manitoba

  The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.

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  (204): The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up. http://tfl.nu/mgnw
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