so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.