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• (801): View more from Utah

  Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...

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  A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?

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  Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.

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• (845): View more from New York

  she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"

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  It was 11pm.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  $150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.

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