quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!