Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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