I think I died a long time ago.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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