i was born a porn star she said
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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