Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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