I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Vodka?
Forever.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You don't make any sense
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It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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