About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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