I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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