He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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