READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
