TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Randomize
