Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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