Well douche your snatch and let's go!
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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