Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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