yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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