Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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