IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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