Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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