thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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