i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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