he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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