My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
zippers are such a cool invention
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We need to get me chipped asap
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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