i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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