Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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