The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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