So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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