This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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