didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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