He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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