It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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