Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
how does that bad decision feel?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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