i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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