your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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