At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
NoShamevember. You game?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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