sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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