Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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