How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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