If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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