she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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